Wednesday 28 August 2024

Eurodisney




Whoopie

It was 26 years since we had visited Eurodisney with teenage children during a short visit to Paris. At the time, Paris had seemed the better theme park. I had agreed to go on a late summer trip to Eurodisney with my grandkids, an opportunity to rekindle some childish behaviours. And maybe I did as I engaged Minnie in a highland fling and queued for 40 minutes for a second time on the Star Wars Hyperspace Mountain ride "going where no man has gone before". Nowadays about 500 kids an hour do it every day at Disneyland Paris. Their screams were real, I just closed my eyes when my brain was tricked into believing that the capsule had escaped the pull of gravity. My neurons may need some rejuvenation.

The feelgood of Disneyland was infectious in the August sunshine, the background music was tailored to seduce happy families into the queues for rides and the numerous eateries, gift shops and ice cream vendors or to simply gape at the colourful assembly of schmaltzy film set architecture. The entire site was kept immaculately clean and the grounds were well manicured, contrasting with the deteriorating public realm in most of our towns and cities. The children and teenagers were captivated and parents were locked into responding to all the demands for drinks, snacks, souvenirs and fast passes to jump the queues. Disney's operations and marketing strategy is matchless, it costs about £400 a day for a family of 4 without food, drink and extras. Compare that with an average Council Tax charge of £20-£25 a day per household and you realise why the public domain is so wrecked.

We had entered the park just after 9am having rented an Airbnb just 20 minutes walk away. The day just melted away as we were caught in the whirligig of attractions and exercised our British stoicism of queuing. It was after 10pm before we left after watching the Castle transformed into an Electrical Sky Parade with added fireworks. And finally, along with several thousand other visitors, we had to queue to leave by the Main Street which was heaving with exhausted children and tired parents.

We spent all of the first day in Disneyland. On the second day, we visited the adjacent attractions of Walt Disney Studios: Toon Studio, Worlds of Pixar and Marvel Campus, all boasting a collection of rides as well as studios. I switched to Disneyland later in the morning to repeat the Star Wars ride before taking a train to Paris to sample the real world. 

Entrance to Main Street

Thunder Mountain

Indiana Jones et le Temple du Peril

Adventureland

Sleeping Beauty's Castle

Castle becomes Electronic Light Parade

Thursday 15 August 2024

Lochnagar and Some

Lochnagar Buttresses and Loch from Meikle Pap

Wednesday, 14 August 2024

Ascent:      1310 metres
Distance:   30 kilometres
Time:         7 hours 50 minutes

m Broad Cairn                           998m        2 hrs 36mins
t  Cairn of Gowal                        991m.      3 hrs 10mins
m Cairn Bannoch                     1012m.       3 hrs 21mins
m Carn an t-Saggairt Mor        1047m.       4 hrs  01min
t Carn an t-Saggairt Beag         1044m.       4 hrs  26mins
m Carn a' Choire Bhodheach   1110m.        4hrs  50mins
m Lochnagar Cat Carn Beag    1156m.       5hrs  31mins

After last week's long walk on Ben Starav, I thought that I should revisit Lochnagar and if possible some of the nearby Munros. A good day was forecast for Tuesday but then drifted back to Wednesday. I drove up late Tuesday afternoon and had some tea in Ballater before driving the 10 miles to the Spittal of Glenshee. The road on leaving Ballater had barriers saying that the road was closed but it was after 7pm so I went anyway and discovered that it was the south Glen Dee road to Crathie that was closed for repairs. The single-track road to Spittal of Glen Muick was open. The rains of the day had departed and the sun was out, as were the midges. I pitched my tent at the end of the car park, there seemed to be about half a dozen camper vans parked up and one other tent. The man parked next was wearing a midge net and had decided to sleep in his car.

It was a reasonably comfortable night although I was told the next morning by Ludo, the man who slept in his car, that 3 large stags had been very close to my tent in the night, it must have been my snoring. I was fully awake by 6:30am and decided to get up, the sun was out and there was a nip in the air. The midges were hungry so I packed my gear, dropped the tent and was in the car in double quick time to have some breakfast - muesli and a blackcurrant roll. I was ready to roll by 7:30am after paying my parking fee - £5. I had decided to make the round of hills from Broad Cairn to Lochnagar in a clockwise direction, strong south-westerly winds were forecast for the afternoon and I would have them at my back when walking over to Lochnagar which would be the last of the five Munros if I managed that far.

The walk alongside Loch Muick in the early morning was perfection, still, cool, with blue skies and total solitude. After 3 kilometres the good track ramps up, climbing 250 metres by a series of zig-zags. Too steep for vehicles but a couple of Polaris six-wheel trucks were parked at the bottom. I had climbed the steep section and was enjoying the views whilst walking on the flatter section through the flowering heathers when I heard the distant whine of an engine. After another half a kilometre, one of the Polaris trucks was behind me. I stepped aside to let it pass but it pulled up and one of the three men jumped out and headed towards me. I thought he must be the head stalker about to tell me that there are restrictions on the hill. Instead, to my great relief it was Ross, my niece's husband. He works as a pathmaker so he can spend every day in the mountains. We had an animated chat for five minutes or so before he jumped back into the driver's seat, he was going another couple of kilometres in my direction to a shed/bothy from where they were collecting stones for some future path work. I didn't ask for a lift and he didn't offer, we both know that hillwalking means hillwalking.

It is over 10 kilometres from the Spittal of Glen Muick to Broad Cairn but on mainly excellent paths, the last 250 metres of climbing is over ground with rougher granite boulders creating some scrambly sections. There was a man with a dog at the summit who had got there 5 minutes in front of me. He had ascended from Glen Clova, a slightly shorter ascent. I had my first rest to take a drink, check the route and take photos. I was more than 20 minutes ahead of my ambitious schedule and I had set off half an hour earlier than planned. I scrambled down the jumble of granite blocks and made quick time over to Cairn Bannock, making a minor detour to go over the top of Cairn of Gowal.

I had hoped to be at Carn an t-Saggairt Mor by 1pm but made it before noon and I was still feeling frisky. The cool breeze, sunny conditions and superb visibility were a walker's dream. I decided to have an early lunch and was finishing when a young woman turned up, she had already completed 5 Munros including Lochnagar after starting from Glenshee and she intended to do a couple more on the way back. She was attired in lightweight equipment with a small rucksack that she assured me carried all that she needed including an emergency bivi. We had a long chat about hillwalking, she regretted that she had never been taken on walks as a youngster despite growing up in Aberdeen. She was now totally drawn to the hills and living in Glasgow. She claimed not to be good at running but her speed on the hills told me otherwise. I suggested she join Westerlands Hill Running Club in Glasgow and she seemed open to the idea when I explained some of the crazy excursions that they organised. 

She told me she had passed a man with a large rucksack and bottles of water and wondered why people did that. I said that would be Ludo, the man in the next car to me, he was doing my round in the opposite direction and we thought that we would probably pass each other about here. Sure enough, Ludo's head bobbled over the convex slope and the three of us had another conversation. He had ruled out doing Tolmount and Tom Bhuidhe on his round but the two of us encouraged him to give it a go. He had his tent and otherwise, he would complete the walk in a day and what was the point of lugging a tent around in those circumstances. I directed the young woman down to see the Canberra Bomber. I had spent 25 minutes and needed to catch up some time, 

I decided to go over the nearby top of Carn an t- Saiggirt Beag and took a route past the Canberra Bomber on my way across. There was a man in a yellow Goretex jacket tramping up and down the bealach between the two hills that was quite boggy. I passed another two families of Ptarmigan and there were quite a few hares about making me feel like a tortoise. Maybe because the man in the yellow jacket collected his rucksack and began to follow me. I thought I was going at a fair pace but he was slowly catching me. I made the top of the next Munro a couple of minutes ahead of him and we stopped for a chat as he was arriving. He had lost his glasses at the bealach and had not been able to find them.

I waited for him whilst he visited the cairn, he was German and had walked over the hills from Pitlochry in 3 days, carrying a pack with all his provisions whilst bagging all the Munros and Tops. He was the first German to complete the Munros in 1993 and was now walking all the Munros and Tops again after his twin daughters had grown up. He explained his obsession with Scottish hillwalking - the lack of paths in many areas, bothies, the diabolical and changeable weather, and the navigation problems. He loved the challenges and preferred these conditions to what he described as the over-Swissification of mountains in south Germany and the Alps - well-made paths, mountain huts that sold food and drink, and happy wanderers. We walked together towards Lochnagar until he realised that there were probably a couple of tops on the White Mounth, I checked on my phone whilst he found an impeccably neat OS sheet that had all the tops marked. I directed him towards the two tops, his vision was quite impaired by the loss of his glasses. 

I continued to Lochnagar, climbing the cairn of Cat Carn Mor en route to the inversely named Cat Carn Beag with its fine granite tor topped by a trig point and mountain indicator. I half expected to meet the Old Man of Lochnagar, or the King as he is now known, at the summit. He was staying at Deeside and this was probably the best day of recent weeks but maybe he was hosting Sir Keir for their weekly chat. There were several other walkers at the summit where I spent another 10 minutes rehydrating and taking in the splendid views. I remembered the stories from an old neighbour who, when he knew that I was climbing the Munros, used to regale me with his stories of weekends as a student on what he thought was the best Munro, Lochnagar. They would climb the Black Spout before drinking themselves silly, it was the start of his alcoholism.

I had figured it would take a couple of hours to get down but had forgotten what a long and at times slow going it is down stone staircases and for the last three kilometres on a track that has a surface even worse than the average Scottish road. I was back by 4:15pm but with all the stops for chats and breaks, the walking time was less than 8 hours and I had managed over 49,000 steps, the best of the year so far.

I wasted no time changing shoes and starting the 110-mile journey home. The road back into Ballater was empty of traffic and even the A93 through Crathie, Braemar over Glenshee to Blairgowrie was quiet with quite a few cars parked by the starting points for the Glenshee Munros. I travelled back via Stanley to avoid the snarl-ups in Perth and called into the new M&S at the Inveralmond roundabout to gather something tasty for supper. After 24 hours of surviving on rolls, oranges and energy bars, I needed some Swissification nourishment.


Leaving the Loch Muick car park at 7:30am

Loch Muick

Stag

Loch Muick and Broad Cairn

On the ridge to Broad Cairn

Polaris vehicle of Ross and pathmakers

On the summit of Broad Cairn

Cairn Bannock, the pair of Carn an t-Saggairts, and Carn a Choire Bhodheach

Cairn an t-Saggairt Mor to Cairngorms

Canberra Bomber wing on Carn an t-Saiggart Mor

Lochnagar - Cac Carn Mor

Lochnagar - Cac Carn Beag - the summit

Lochnagar Hill Indicator


Scots Pine and Heather -Spittal of Glenmuick

Where's the King


Tuesday 13 August 2024

Vote to remove your X

Threads
The Past
The flare-up between Humza Yousaf, the former Scottish First Minister, and Elon Musk is another example of a social media panjandrum demeaning democracy. I never signed up for Twitter as it seemed a guarantee of wasted time as you followed retweets down ever more rabbit holes. Only 1 in 5 Tweets is original. I have friends who claim X is vital to keep abreast of developments in their occupation but, for the most part, it seems like a vehicle to find like-minded souls and descend into the mire of mud-slinging. 

Musk would claim that this is free speech but it increasingly looks like his endorsement of a new world order where autocrats are empowered to influence decisions to a greater extent than democratically elected governments. He is smart enough to know that he has to court some governments to facilitate this regime transition but also arrogant enough to seal his own downfall in the process.

So what is the answer? Well, probably the participation of the X electorate, the Twitterati, who have been lured into this graveyard of celebrities and wannabees. Government regulation will take forever and be thwarted by all sorts of fake concessions by X. Far better for the electorate to remove their X accounts. There are alternative social media platforms that adhere more closely to regulation and provide less incursive freedoms than X which increasingly caters for those that want to destabilise or wreck governance protocols. By withdrawing from X, the supplementary prize would be the de-wealthing and de-influencing of Elon Musk. Another Tesla resignation moment?

The alternative would need to be run independently by a tech company that has the technological know-how but would work with the UK and the EU. Perhaps Nick Clegg could persuade his boss at Meta to repurpose Threads for European expansion. Threads already has 200 million subscribers but is mainly focused on the USA. Nick Clegg has both excellent connections in the UK and Europe and a belief in good governance.

A recent comparison between Threads and X shows that there have been some significant switchers from the top 50 most followed users of what was Twitter. Most notably Barack Obama, Bill Gates and CNN have totally or largely withdrawn from X. The New York Times, Barcelona FC and Jennifer Lopez now share their posts on both platforms. Sadly, the BBC, Real Madrid and the Premier League have stayed with X. The UK institutions can certainly play a part in removing the baleful influence of X. In the meantime, users could kiss goodbye to X and gain some me time. 


Monday 12 August 2024

Paris Olympics

Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone - another Gold and World Record

Ever since the Rome Olympics in 1960, I have been a fervent watcher of the Olympics. Munich in 1972,  Moscow in 1980, Barcelona in 1992, Sydney in 2000, Beijing in 2008, and London in 2012 being the standouts. I can now add Paris 2024. With France in the political doldrums, the Ukraine war, the continuing Israeli devastation of Gaza and Biden and Trump competing in their own domestic inarticulate Olympics, there was no reason to believe that the Paris Olympics would lift us out of global pessimism, but it did. The world came together and proved that nations can live, work and play together. We can only hope that by 2028 Russia will have had some remorse, a change of heart and leadership and can re-enter the global community under the Olympic goal of peaceful co-existence.

As with London, we had an opening ceremony that offered a spectacular celebration of place, heritage and sport. The weather was less kind as the slow cruise of athletes in ponchos along the Seine in a flotilla of boats dampened their exuberance It would have been spectacular in more clement conditions as the various Parisian attractions were embellished by amazing displays of history, art, and music laced with laconic French humour. 

Best of all, the French had made the Olympic Games accessible to all and the Olympic Flame was lit in the Tuileries Gardens so that everyone could visit and watch it, its ascent as darkness fell was stunning. And following the French motto from the Age of Enlightenment, Liberté, égalité, fraternité, there were an equal number of male and female athletes and events. At the closing ceremony, the joy of the thousands of athletes, and spectators was electric when they segued into a stadium-wide karaoke culminating in "We Are the Champions" with Freddie Mercury providing his pre-recorded backing.

As for the highlights, it is usually down to individuals, in 1960 it was Peter Radford (100 metres Bronze) and Herb Elliot (1500 metres Gold), and by 2012 it was Allyson Felix (200 metres Gold), David Rudisha, Kenya (800 metres gold) and Chris Hoy, two cycling Golds. I missed quite a bit of the Olympics during the first week. Still, Remco Evenepol winning the cycling time trial and road race was an exceptional achievement with the entire route including the finish across the Seine below the Eiffel Tower showboating both Paris and cycling at their very best. 

Swimming dominated the first week, and the UK 4 x 200 metres men's freestyle team repeated their Tokyo win. Leon Marchand took four swimming golds for France before the Australian and American teams took the majority of medals. I enjoyed BMX racing, gymnastics, sailboarding and watching Alex Yee win the Triathalon Gold in the first week. It was perhaps inevitable and deserved that Novak Djokovic won the tennis gold medal, although I am not in favour of the world's richest sports like tennis, golf and football being part of the Olympics. They have more than enough major tournaments and divert attention from the less sponsored but exciting new sports like sailboarding and mountain biking. Toby Roberts displayed his spectacular gravity-defying skill in winning the sport-climbing gold medal aided by the nerveless innocence of youth. These sports are for extremely skilled young participants, not the Nike-heeled mega-rich sports celebrities who are anxious to add an Olympic gong to their already extreme wealth. It devalues the philosophy of sports for all.

The repurposed National Stadium for athletics was a superb amphitheatre, far better to do it this way than the London model of building a new stadium for athletics and then repurposing it for a football team at enormous expense. My standout performance in athletics was Mondo Duplantis, the Swedish pole vaulter who having won the gold, raised the bar 20 centimetres to 6.25 metres to break the world record as a bonus for the crowd. 

Julien Alfred, Saint Lucia (female 100 metres Gold), Letsile Tobago, Botswana (male 200 metres Gold) and Arshad Nadeem, Pakistan (male Javelin Gold) provided evidence that small or developing countries were making huge strides in competitiveness. Keely Hodgkinson (800m Gold) was impressive and positive in her interviews, very much in touch with the Olympic spirit unlike Josh Kerr and Jakob Ingebritsen who were too arrogant and deservedly beaten by the unrated USA athlete Cole Hocker in the 1500 metres. The most complete athlete was Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, winner of the olympic women's 400m hurdles with a world record against Femke Bol of the Netherlands who had earlier lit up the stadium in mixed 400 metres relay when running down the American team in the final leg. 

Two other UK medalists, Caden Cunningham, (Taekwondo Siver), and Emily Campbell, (weight lifting Bronze), expressed their achievements with modesty reflecting the Olympic values of respect and friendship to their fellow competitors. Perhaps the best example of conjoining the Olympic values with the French motto was in the women's marathon on the final day when Kinzangin Lhamo from Bhutan,  was the last to complete the marathon in 3 hours 53 minutes. She was given a rousing reception by the crowd. " no time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world." 

Remco Evenepoel winning 273km Road Race

UK Gold - Men's 4 x 200metres freestyle

Sailboarding

Keely Hodgkinson, 800 metres Gold

Julien Alfred, Saintt Lucia, 100 metres Gold
 
Arshad Nadeem, Javelin Gold

Letsile Tobago, Men's 200 metres Gold

Toby Roberts, Sports Climbing Gold

Last Event, the Champion of the World, Kinsangin Lhamo







Thursday 8 August 2024

Ben Starav

Ben Starav (with deer)
Tuesday, 6 August 2024

Ascent:     2095 metres
Distance:  25 kilometres
Time:        12 hours 6 minutes

Ben Starav                    1079m     2hrs 55mins
Beinn nan  Aighenan     957m      5hrs  4mins
Glas Bheinn Mhor.           997m.    7hrs 34mins

Ben Starav is one of the harder mountains, starting from sea level and with a 2-kilometre walk in before the relentlessly steep grassy north ridge leads to 300 metres of climbing over a rocky ridge to approach the summit. It was a 222 Club (the combined age of Keith, John and I) reunion for the first time on the Scottish Munros this year although we had spent three days in the Lake District in February. I had first climbed the five hills in the Ben Starav range with Keith on a rain-lashed windy day in 1990, which took less than 8 hours. We were preparing for the Karrimor International Marathon. Today we didn't even consider the 5 hills, three would be fine, as John nears his fourth round compleation.

We had set off just after 7am but it was after 9am when we began the walk from a new car park across from the bridge over the dark and deep waters of the River Etive. The new track to a micro-hydro scheme was an upgrade from the old boggy path and we started climbing the mountain path after 40 minutes. We missed the turn-off path to Ben Starav, the path is quite braided and walked a few hundred metres up the path to Bealachan Lochain Ghaineamhaich before we discovered our mistake and backtracked to find a narrow and steep 'idiots' path to regain the main path. It was then the steady plod using our many thousands of hill walks experience to continue without any break until the summit. It never used to seem this far. My watch told me that we had covered 8 kilometres including the mistake and it was approaching noon. We had a drink, took some photos and put on our wind tops. Heavy rain was predicted in the afternoon and the dark clouds were massing.

The glorious walk around the ridge of Ben Starav is on the level and we watched the dark clouds moving our way from the Beinn nan Aighenan, our next objective, which was topmerged by clouds. We decided to cut down from the Stob Coire Dheirg ridge into Coire an t-Sneachd and across boggy ground to the bealach at 617 metres, a mistake in the wet conditions after the heavy rains of yesterday. Then the everlasting 340 metres of ascent to Beinn nan Aighenan.The rain had held off despite the foreboding of heavy rain by the Met Office. We rested at the fine summit and had a latish lunch. I was beginning to think that we should give the next hill, Glas Bheinn Mhor, a miss to save ourselves an hour and a half and get back home to watch the Olympics. Josh Kerr was in the 1500 metre final against Jakob Ingebrigsten, Brit arrogance versus Scandi arrogance. Gregor had hoped that someone else would win and I tended to agree.

On the descent, John had a fall and his knee which has always been suspect gave way. We made slow progress to the 617-metre low point and then to. Bealachan Lochain Ghaineamhaich. The rain had started so we donned full waterproofs and had a discussion about whether to proceed to Glas Bheinn Mhor. It was John's call and he wanted to tick it off so we began the fairly easy 240 metres of ascent, John made slow but reasonable progress but on the steeper descent to the 738-metre bealach above Coire Odhar, he found walking increasingly difficult. 

It was 6pm and there were 5.5 kilometres of descent to go, the first 3 kilometres on a rough boggy path that made excruciating walking conditions for John and the midges were having a field day as they feasted themselves on slow walkers. The Robbers' Waterfall was the only consolation as John ratcheted himself down with his right leg incapable of bending. We eventually made it to a place where we could cross the raging burn and reach the excellent path down to the micro-hydro station and the track back to the car. It was almost 10pm, we had been out for over 12 hours. A slow journey home meant that it was Wednesday before we got home. The good news was that Josh Kerr and Ingebrigsten had lost out to Cole Hocker, an American whose ego was under control.

Buchaille Etive Beag up Glen Etive

Ben Starav

Starav Summit

Loch Etive and Beinn Trilleachain

Loch Etive

Beinn nan Aighenan

Glas Bheinn Mhor from Beinn nan Aighenan

Ben Starav from Glas Bheinn Mhor

Robbers' Waterfall